I wore a skirt because pants hurt too much to put on, because fighter practice made the entire outside of my left thigh bruised and welted and swollen and it’s actually quite abhorrent
My lamp is so bright that even with my blinds open it makes everything else look dark.
Someone told me today to “check my privilege” because I was eating a doughnut with a knife and fork (it was messy!). He said I was racist and a “cold-ass honkey”. It was a good doughnut.
I really like this new sweater, although the time for sweaters is nearly past. don’t fucking say to me the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time because spongebob is a sponge and doesnt know what he’s talking about
Kroger sells the best sizes for when I want to buy biscuit dough to just eat raw.
i went to a wedding and im exhausted from all the dancing i didn’t do and all the wax from the candles on the table i played with
also why did i wear four inch heels