what’s the market looking like for darkly erotic Oedipus fan-fiction

*With his right hand, Oedipus began to fondle his own testicles— mimicking the lubricous eyeballs he still held in his left hand.*

it took some time to figure out why my throat is so sore this morning, but i’ve finally deduced that it was from yelling death threats at everybody last night. in a nice way tho

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04 Apr 14 at 3 pm

90% of my time is spent in the completely dreary, architecturally uninspired computer science building and I’ve got Stockholm syndrome now.

tags: me 
90% of my time is spent in the completely dreary, architecturally uninspired computer science building and I’ve got Stockholm syndrome now.
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02 Apr 14 at 2 pm

wheredidmypostgo:

Reblog network of an anonymous tumblr post

wheredidmypostgo:

Reblog network of an anonymous tumblr post

oh this shirt is clean i can wear thi-

*pizza stain*

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01 Apr 14 at 2 pm

*goes to Africa*
*shares food with children*
*via Instagram*

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01 Apr 14 at 2 pm

jesus fuck tumblr makes me so pizzally frustrated

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30 Mar 14 at 2 pm

xombiedirge:

Robocop by Yura Shwedoff

(via 2087)

xombiedirge:

Robocop by Yura Shwedoff
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30 Mar 14 at 2 pm

(Source: retrodust, via 2087)