fullhale:

we’re living in an era where capturing moments on our phones is more important than building giant robots to protect us from the giant alien lizard monsters emerging from the depths of the pacific ocean

(Source: puddlewolf, via riker-wears-a-skant)

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21 May 14 at 11 pm

oh, tumblr is still a thing

tags: me  still alive 
oh, tumblr is still a thing

what’s the market looking like for darkly erotic Oedipus fan-fiction

*With his right hand, Oedipus began to fondle his own testicles— mimicking the lubricous eyeballs he still held in his left hand.*

it took some time to figure out why my throat is so sore this morning, but i’ve finally deduced that it was from yelling death threats at everybody last night. in a nice way tho

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04 Apr 14 at 3 pm

90% of my time is spent in the completely dreary, architecturally uninspired computer science building and I’ve got Stockholm syndrome now.

tags: me 
90% of my time is spent in the completely dreary, architecturally uninspired computer science building and I’ve got Stockholm syndrome now.
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02 Apr 14 at 2 pm

wheredidmypostgo:

Reblog network of an anonymous tumblr post

wheredidmypostgo:

Reblog network of an anonymous tumblr post

oh this shirt is clean i can wear thi-

*pizza stain*

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01 Apr 14 at 2 pm

*goes to Africa*
*shares food with children*
*via Instagram*

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01 Apr 14 at 2 pm

jesus fuck tumblr makes me so pizzally frustrated